Photo reblogged from pussay patrol with 31,851 notes
districtnineand-three-quarters:
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
Source: tltty
Photoset reblogged from you're b e a u t i f u l with 210,747 notes
EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING IT’S A BABY POLAR BEAR BEING TICKLED.
Okay, carry on.
OMG <3
Source: howswally
Post reblogged from with 67,675 notes
Why can’t sluts count to 70?
Because 69’s a mouthful.
Source: athenathefuckingreek
Photoset reblogged from Love. Believe in it. with 59,518 notes
Shower head that turns water rainbow colors+
Bath tiles that change color according to heat
=
Don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs ;)
Source: whenthesunshinesthrough
Video reblogged from Let's be freaks... with 15,937 notes
Three Grandmothers watch the Kim Kardashian sex video. Best 90 seconds you’ll spend today.
I declare this my new favorite video.
“WAIT TIL THEY SHOW YOU THE PROFILE!”
Source: thefuzzydave
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